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 I'm Andy Bartmess, and welcome
to the home of Everybody and Me.
There’s nothing more fun than going into the sound booth and seeing
who’s there! A long-time character
myself, I’ve done broadcast work for WDJO Oldies 1480, web ads for Epipheo.com, computer game voices,
RPG web-spots, outreach promos, and endless comedy bits to show off my voice
and writing skills. I can offer
high-quality sound, boundless enthusiasm, and a voice that will do
handsprings for you. The characters in
my head are just waiting to do whatever you need: Scottish, Irish, English, old codgers,
young madmen, sound-alikes and straight narration, I am there for you.
Welcome to some
blatant self-promotion and please send any notes, as I always
welcome suggestions!
On Air and Demo Work
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Commercial
Reel
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A sixty-second sampler of my radio commercial work,
showing my amazing range! Video to
the left, audio only track here.
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Triumph
of Cincinnati
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I always wanted to do THAT gravelly performance car
spot. Here it is. With motorcyles. Pitched the
tag line myself and they used it. Another radio spot for WDJO.
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Phone Hold Reel
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On Hold audio for a local HVAC company.
Video link to the left, 30 second audio here and full reel here
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Rosie
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Car insurance spot for WDJO, Cincinnati. Old Guy voice is me.
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Beautiful
Ohio Promo
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Rich, full bodied tourism in that style we love, a
faux-mercial of my own.
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Lore – Journey Ever Onward
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Audio for a web promo I did for the LORE role-playing
game.
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Dark
Mod Reel (120)
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Character work for The Dark Mod, the reborn
THIEF computer game. I’ve worked
with nearly a dozen Mission authors, and eight of the 20th
Anniversary THIEF contest winners were my Thief.
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Narration Reel
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A demo done for a Voices For All Seminar.
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Comprehensive Environmental Services
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Vent cleaning commercial for WDJO, with a hint of Rod
Serling!
Video to the left, audio only track here.
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WDJO Promo
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Promo spot for a local Oldies radio station.
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The Master Thief
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Character audition that got me into doing VO for The
Dark Mod.
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The
Dark Mod Trailer
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Straight narration I did for the game’s STEAM Greenlight
audition, which won it a distribution deal!
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National
Duct Tape Council
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The Old Home Handyman does a PSA for the
NDTC and duct tape! Video to the
left, audio only here.
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The
Cremation of Sam Magee
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A long four-minute reading of the classic
Robert W. Service tale of the Yukon, back in the day. Straight narration, mostly.
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Blackwater
Speedway
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A nostalgia spot that brings back those
great days of yesteryear! Video link to the left, audio track only here.
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The Archives
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The archives have a lot of my older drama
and comedy bits. Check them out!
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I run MP3 or Wav from Protools with a Blue
Spark microphone, through a VIA Mbox
Mini with a Dyn3 Compressor/Limiter enabled, but I can get whatever audio
format you are comefortable with.
In my spare time I remodel arcade machines and game, and I am also the
author of the original Star Trek Tri-D Chess Rules.
Thanks
for stopping in, and enjoy what we have on display. As for the rest of you
guys, we have work to do! QUICK! EVERYBODY INTO
THE BOOTH!
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